Put on your yarmulke
Its time for Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
But when you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Winona Ryder
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a draydle
With Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah toys
The girls from Veruca Salt
And all three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish
Courtney Love is half too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew
We got Harvey Keitel
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are real
Put on your yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
Two time Ocsar winner Dustin Hoffman-ukah
Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson
Still not a Jew
But guess who is
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't but now he's back
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
Cause we're pretty good in the sack
Guess who got barmitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore
So many Jews
Are in the showbiz
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
But my mother thinks he is
Tell the world-umanakah
It's time for Chanukah
It's not pronounced Ch-anakah
The C is silent in Chanukah
So get your Hooked On Phonic-ah
Get drunk in Tijuana-kah
If you really, really wanna-kah
Have a happy, happy, happy
Happy Chanukah