Put on your yarmulke
Here comes Chanukah
So much fun-ukah
To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights
But when you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me

David Lee Roth
Lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas
And the weasel Pauly Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew

You don't need "Deck The Halls"
Or "Jingle Bell Rock"
Cause you can spin a dreidel
With Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish)

Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicas
Celebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is, Hall of Famer Rod Carew, he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish, not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is, all three Stooges
So many Jews are in the showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonica
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your Gin & Tonica
And smoke your marijuana-kah
If you really, really wanna-kah
Have a happy, happy, happy
Happy Chanukah